dad watch
A watch that’s so full of itself it thinks it’s the king of the wrist. Dads wear it because they think it makes them look rich. It’s just metal, but it’s got a big head.
My dad’s dad watch is so loud it could start a war. And he still wears it to the grocery store.
My dad’s dad watch is so full of itself it doesn’t even know it’s on.
My dad’s dad watch is so proud it probably has a LinkedIn.