dad watch

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A fancy wrist accessory that only old guys who don’t know how to dress wear. It’s like a bracelet, but it’s made of metal and it’s way too proud of itself.
My dad wore his dad watch to my mom’s funeral. He looked like he was there to collect a prize.
My uncle’s dad watch is so loud it wakes up the neighbors every time he moves.
I tried to take my dad’s dad watch, and he yelled at me like I stole his firstborn.
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A watch that dads wear because they think it makes them look cool. It’s basically just a metal bracelet that’s too expensive to be a bracelet.
My dad’s dad watch is so loud it could wake the dead. And he still wears it to church.
My dad tried to impress my girlfriend with his dad watch. She laughed so hard she cried.
My dad’s dad watch is so old it probably has a will.
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A watch that’s so full of itself it thinks it’s the king of the wrist. Dads wear it because they think it makes them look rich. It’s just metal, but it’s got a big head.
My dad’s dad watch is so loud it could start a war. And he still wears it to the grocery store.
My dad’s dad watch is so full of itself it doesn’t even know it’s on.
My dad’s dad watch is so proud it probably has a LinkedIn.
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