dad wagon
A dad wagon is when five fathers corner one of their sons and make him listen to their terrible puns until he begs for mercy.
Dad 1: 'Why did the chicken cross the road?' Son: 'Why?' Dad 2: 'To get to the other side!' Dad 3: 'And to get to the other side of your bad grades!' Dad 4: 'You’re on the wrong side of life!' Dad 5: 'You’re a side-dish of failure!'