dad wagon

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A dad wagon is when five dads gang up on one of their sons and roast him with stupid jokes while he’s too scared to leave.
Dad 1: 'Why’d you fail math?' Son: 'Why?' Dad 2: 'Because you’re a dummy!' Dad 3: 'And you’re a dumber dummy!' Dad 4: 'You’re a dummy squared!' Dad 5: 'You’re a dummy to the power of five!'
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A dad wagon is when five fathers corner one of their sons and make him listen to their terrible puns until he begs for mercy.
Dad 1: 'Why did the chicken cross the road?' Son: 'Why?' Dad 2: 'To get to the other side!' Dad 3: 'And to get to the other side of your bad grades!' Dad 4: 'You’re on the wrong side of life!' Dad 5: 'You’re a side-dish of failure!'
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A dad wagon is when five dads take turns embarrassing one of their sons with loud, stupid jokes until he wants to die.
Dad 1: 'What did the zero say to the eight?' Son: 'What?' Dad 2: 'Nice belt!' Dad 3: 'That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard!' Dad 4: 'You’re the dumbest kid in the class!' Dad 5: 'You’re the dumbest kid in the universe!'
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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