dad wagon
A dad wagon is when five dads gang up on one of their sons and roast him with stupid jokes while he’s too scared to leave.
Dad 1: 'Why’d you fail math?' Son: 'Why?' Dad 2: 'Because you’re a dummy!' Dad 3: 'And you’re a dumber dummy!' Dad 4: 'You’re a dummy squared!' Dad 5: 'You’re a dummy to the power of five!'