Dad Thicc
Dad thicc is when a man looks like he’s been hit by a shopping cart and then eaten a whole cake. He’s got big shoulders, hairy arms, and a gut that looks like it’s about to fall off.
My dad is dad thicc. He wears the same shirt every day and still says he’s stylish.
My uncle is dad thicc. He eats a whole pizza by himself and still thinks he’s on a diet.
My neighbor is dad thicc. He goes to the gym once a month and it’s just to make the weights look sad.