Dad Thicc

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Dad thicc is a guy who looks like he’s been sitting on a couch eating pizza for 30 years. He’s got shoulders like a mountain and a gut like a balloon animal.
My uncle is dad thicc. He wears the same shirt every day and still thinks he’s in shape.
My dad is dad thicc. He can’t fit into his pants unless he pulls them up like a superhero.
My neighbor is dad thicc. He eats a whole pizza by himself and still says he’s on a diet.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Dad thicc is when a man looks like he’s been hit by a truck and then ate a whole pie. He’s got hairy arms and a belly that looks like it’s about to roll out of his pants.
My brother is dad thicc. He wears a shirt that’s two sizes too small and still thinks he looks good.
My dad is dad thicc. He goes to the gym once a year and it’s just to make the treadmill look sad.
My coworker is dad thicc. He eats donuts for breakfast and still thinks he’s a fitness guru.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Dad thicc is a guy who looks like he’s been in a wrestling match with a couch. He’s got big shoulders, hairy arms, and a gut that could hold a whole dinner.
My dad is dad thicc. He wears a shirt that’s falling off his shoulders and still thinks he’s cool.
My uncle is dad thicc. He eats a whole plate of ribs and still says he’s on a diet.
My neighbor is dad thicc. He goes to the store in pajamas and still thinks he’s making a fashion statement.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Dad thicc is when a man looks like he’s been hit by a shopping cart and then eaten a whole cake. He’s got big shoulders, hairy arms, and a gut that looks like it’s about to fall off.
My dad is dad thicc. He wears the same shirt every day and still says he’s stylish.
My uncle is dad thicc. He eats a whole pizza by himself and still thinks he’s on a diet.
My neighbor is dad thicc. He goes to the gym once a month and it’s just to make the weights look sad.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Dad thicc is a guy who looks like he’s been sitting on a couch for 20 years and then ate a whole cake. He’s got big shoulders, hairy arms, and a gut that looks like it’s about to roll out of his pants.
My dad is dad thicc. He wears a shirt that’s two sizes too small and still thinks he’s cool.
My brother is dad thicc. He eats a whole plate of ribs and still says he’s on a diet.
My neighbor is dad thicc. He goes to the store in pajamas and still thinks he’s making a fashion statement.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Dad thicc is when a man looks like he’s been hit by a truck and then eaten a whole pizza. He’s got big shoulders, hairy arms, and a gut that looks like it’s about to fall off.
My uncle is dad thicc. He wears the same shirt every day and still thinks he’s stylish.
My dad is dad thicc. He eats a whole plate of ribs and still says he’s on a diet.
My neighbor is dad thicc. He goes to the gym once a month and it’s just to make the weights look sad.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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