Dad Thicc
Dad thicc is a guy who looks like he’s been sitting on a couch for 20 years and then ate a whole cake. He’s got big shoulders, hairy arms, and a gut that looks like it’s about to roll out of his pants.
My dad is dad thicc. He wears a shirt that’s two sizes too small and still thinks he’s cool.
My brother is dad thicc. He eats a whole plate of ribs and still says he’s on a diet.
My neighbor is dad thicc. He goes to the store in pajamas and still thinks he’s making a fashion statement.