Dad the chad
Your wife's side piece who just got divorced and now thinks he's your kids' stepdad, but really he just wants your wife's insurance.
He showed up at the parent-teacher conference and said, 'I'm here to help, or at least to take your wife's insurance.'
He tried to give my kid a 'chad lesson' and it ended with a kid crying and a dad with a broken nose.
He called my mom and said, 'Your daughter's a mess, but I'm a chad, so I can handle it.'