Dad the chad

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A dad who's so chad, he could bench-press a kid and still be cool about it.
My dad the chad just yelled at the TV and then gave me a protein shake like I was his personal sidekick.
He called the principal and said he'd 'take care of' my teacher if she didn't let me skip algebra.
He showed up at my soccer game in a muscle shirt and a hat that said 'I survived the 80s.'
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A dad who's a chad so hard, he probably had a chad dad too.
He told the kid he was 'chad enough for two' and then flexed in the school parking lot.
He asked the teacher if he could 'take over' the class for a minute and then did a pull-up on the chalkboard.
He got into a fight with the school mascot because he said it wasn't 'chad enough.'
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Your wife's side piece who just got divorced and now thinks he's your kids' stepdad, but really he just wants your wife's insurance.
He showed up at the parent-teacher conference and said, 'I'm here to help, or at least to take your wife's insurance.'
He tried to give my kid a 'chad lesson' and it ended with a kid crying and a dad with a broken nose.
He called my mom and said, 'Your daughter's a mess, but I'm a chad, so I can handle it.'
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A bunch of guys and their sons who think football is the only thing that matters, and they blame the moon if their team loses.
They all blamed the ref for the loss, even though he was just eating a taco.
They said the quarterback was 'chad enough to win,' but he didn't even show up.
They started a group chat called 'The Chad Squad' and sent each other memes about the game for three days straight.
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