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A dad who's so chad, he could bench-press a kid and still be cool about it.
My dad the chad just yelled at the TV and then gave me a protein shake like I was his personal sidekick.
He called the principal and said he'd 'take care of' my teacher if she didn't let me skip algebra.
He showed up at my soccer game in a muscle shirt and a hat that said 'I survived the 80s.'