dad swag
A man who thinks he’s the main character of a Netflix show but forgot to shower and still uses the word 'swag' like it’s a synonym for 'I’m trying too hard'
He texted me: 'Just got my hair styled. I’m ready to take over the world.' Then he texted me a picture of his face and it looked like he was crying after a workout.
He tried to impress my mom with his 'stylish hair' but it was just a comb and a lot of hope.
He said his vest was 'swag' and then asked me if I wanted to go to a 'vibe party' at the mall.