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A dad who thinks he’s cool but still smells like old socks and tries to act like he’s in a hipster band
My dad tried to text me a photo of his new glasses. It was just him staring at a mirror like he was in a commercial.
He wore his Eddie Bauer vest to my birthday party and said it was 'business casual.' I cried.
He tried to text me a 'vibe check' and it just said 'I smell good.'
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A man who thinks he’s the main character of a Netflix show but forgot to shower and still uses the word 'swag' like it’s a synonym for 'I’m trying too hard'
He texted me: 'Just got my hair styled. I’m ready to take over the world.' Then he texted me a picture of his face and it looked like he was crying after a workout.
He tried to impress my mom with his 'stylish hair' but it was just a comb and a lot of hope.
He said his vest was 'swag' and then asked me if I wanted to go to a 'vibe party' at the mall.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A dad who thinks he’s still cool because he wears glasses and smells like he just came from a perfume ad, even though he still uses the word 'swag' like it’s not a meme
He texted me: 'Just got my hair styled. I’m the king of swag.' Then he sent a selfie where he looked like he had been hit by a car.
He said his vest was 'the ultimate swag' and then tried to text me a 'vibe check' that just said 'I smell good.'
He tried to go to a 'vibe check' at the mall and got lost because he thought the escalator was a 'swag trap.'
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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