dad swag
A dad who thinks he’s still cool because he wears glasses and smells like he just came from a perfume ad, even though he still uses the word 'swag' like it’s not a meme
He texted me: 'Just got my hair styled. I’m the king of swag.' Then he sent a selfie where he looked like he had been hit by a car.
He said his vest was 'the ultimate swag' and then tried to text me a 'vibe check' that just said 'I smell good.'
He tried to go to a 'vibe check' at the mall and got lost because he thought the escalator was a 'swag trap.'