Dad Pun
A joke so bad it makes your teeth hurt. Usually a pun. Made by dads who think they're funny but are actually just sad. They tell these jokes to impress their kids' friends and make everyone cringe.
Dad: "Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side." Kids: "Why?" Dad: "Because it was tired."
At the dinner table, Dad says, "I’m like a pizza, I’m the main dish." No one knows what that means.
Dad tries to be cool by saying, "I’m a square, I’m a box, I’m a rectangle." Everyone is confused and annoyed.
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