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A joke so bad it makes your teeth hurt. Usually a pun. Made by dads who think they're funny but are actually just sad. They tell these jokes to impress their kids' friends and make everyone cringe.
Dad: "Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side." Kids: "Why?" Dad: "Because it was tired."
At the dinner table, Dad says, "I’m like a pizza, I’m the main dish." No one knows what that means.
Dad tries to be cool by saying, "I’m a square, I’m a box, I’m a rectangle." Everyone is confused and annoyed.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A joke that’s so weak it can’t even hold up a fridge. Usually comes from a dad who thinks he’s cool. He tells it to save face in front of his kid’s friends and fails hard.
Dad: "Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems." No one laughs. Just silence and a facepalm.
Dad says, "I’m like a sandwich, I’m in the middle." Everyone stares at him like he’s a ghost.
Dad tries to be funny by saying, "I’m like a phone, I can be turned on and off." His kid is now crying.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A joke so bad it’s a crime. Usually a pun. Made by a dad who thinks he’s the funniest person in the world. He tells it to his kid’s friends and makes everyone want to die.
Dad says, "Why did the ghost go to the party? Because he was a bit of a spook." No one laughs. Just death stares.
Dad tells a joke about a banana and a truck. No one knows what it means. It’s like being tortured.
Dad says, "I’m like a fish, I live in water." His kid says, "You live in a bathroom." Dad: "That’s not true."
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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