dad period
When your dad is being a total mess and needs something to scream at for no reason
Dad: Why is my sock missing? I didn’t ask for this. I just wanted to be weird and sad.
Dad: Why is the mailman talking to me? I didn’t ask for this. I just wanted to be weird and confused.
Dad: Why did I eat my homework? I didn’t ask for this. I just wanted to be weird and stupid.