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When your dad is acting like a confused mess and needs something stupid to yell at

Dad: Why is the TV on? I didn’t ask for this. I just wanted to be alone and sad.

Dad: Why is the dog eating my shoe? That’s not a valid reason to be weird today.

Dad: Why did you text me? I was trying to ignore my problems and eat cereal at 3 a. m.

When your dad is being a weirdo and blames everything else for being a weirdo

Dad: Why is the car making a weird noise? I didn’t ask for this. I just wanted to be weird and sad.

Dad: Why is my coffee cold? It’s not my fault. I’m just being weird.

Dad: Why did I take a nap at 10 a. m.? I didn’t ask for this. I just wanted to be weird and tired.

When your dad is being a total mess and needs something to scream at for no reason

Dad: Why is my sock missing? I didn’t ask for this. I just wanted to be weird and sad.

Dad: Why is the mailman talking to me? I didn’t ask for this. I just wanted to be weird and confused.

Dad: Why did I eat my homework? I didn’t ask for this. I just wanted to be weird and stupid.