I saw my aunt with a guy who smells like a bar. I asked, 'Is that your dad or your daddy?' She said, 'He smells like a bar and he never pays the bills. That's my daddy.'

My friend's daughter is dating a man who still wears a tuxedo. I said, 'Is that your dad or your daddy?' She said, 'He wears a tuxedo and still gives me money. That's my daddy.'

I saw my cousin with a man who has a mustache and a beard. I asked, 'Is that your dad or your daddy?' She said, 'He's got a mustache and a beard and still gives me cash. That's my daddy.'