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Dad is the guy who actually gave her life. Daddy is the guy who gives her cash and promises she'll never see the inside of a jail cell.

I saw my cousin with a 50-year-old man. I asked, 'Is that your dad or your daddy?' She said, 'He paid for my car. So obviously, it's my daddy.'

My sister's dating a man who smells like a trash can. I said, 'Is that your dad or your daddy?' She said, 'He smells like a trash can and gives me $500 a week. That's my daddy.'

My friend's new boyfriend is 60. I asked, 'Is that your dad or your daddy?' She said, 'He still says he's my dad. But I know better. That's my daddy.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

Dad is the man who had her. Daddy is the man who had her and also had a second job so he could give her a new phone every month.

My neighbor's daughter is dating a man who drives a Lamborghini. I asked, 'Is that your dad or your daddy?' She said, 'He drives a Lamborghini and he never misses a paycheck. That's my daddy.'

I saw my friend's little sister with a guy who looks like he just walked out of a prison. I said, 'Is that your dad or your daddy?' She said, 'He looks like a prison guy, but he still gives me $200 a week. That's my daddy.'

My cousin's new guy is 55 and still has a beard. I asked, 'Is that your dad or your daddy?' She said, 'He's got a beard and still sends me money. That's my daddy.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

Dad is the man who brought her into the world. Daddy is the man who brought her into the world and then forgot to pay the bills.

I saw my aunt with a guy who smells like a bar. I asked, 'Is that your dad or your daddy?' She said, 'He smells like a bar and he never pays the bills. That's my daddy.'

My friend's daughter is dating a man who still wears a tuxedo. I said, 'Is that your dad or your daddy?' She said, 'He wears a tuxedo and still gives me money. That's my daddy.'

I saw my cousin with a man who has a mustache and a beard. I asked, 'Is that your dad or your daddy?' She said, 'He's got a mustache and a beard and still gives me cash. That's my daddy.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

Dad is the man who actually had her. Daddy is the man who had her and then used her for his own life goals.

I saw my sister with a guy who looks like a used car salesman. I asked, 'Is that your dad or your daddy?' She said, 'He looks like a used car salesman and he still gives me $300 a week. That's my daddy.'

My friend's daughter is dating a man who still has a ponytail. I said, 'Is that your dad or your daddy?' She said, 'He has a ponytail and he still gives me money. That's my daddy.'

I saw my neighbor's daughter with a man who still uses a typewriter. I asked, 'Is that your dad or your daddy?' She said, 'He uses a typewriter and gives me money every week. That's my daddy.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

Dad is the man who actually had her. Daddy is the man who had her and then used her for his own life goals and still called her a baby.

I saw my cousin with a guy who still uses a flip phone. I asked, 'Is that your dad or your daddy?' She said, 'He still uses a flip phone and he calls me a baby. That's my daddy.'

My friend's daughter is dating a man who still wears a hat every day. I said, 'Is that your dad or your daddy?' She said, 'He still wears a hat every day and he still gives me money. That's my daddy.'

I saw my neighbor's daughter with a guy who still has a mustache. I asked, 'Is that your dad or your daddy?' She said, 'He still has a mustache and he gives me money. That's my daddy.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago