I saw my sister with a guy who looks like a used car salesman. I asked, 'Is that your dad or your daddy?' She said, 'He looks like a used car salesman and he still gives me $300 a week. That's my daddy.'

My friend's daughter is dating a man who still has a ponytail. I said, 'Is that your dad or your daddy?' She said, 'He has a ponytail and he still gives me money. That's my daddy.'

I saw my neighbor's daughter with a man who still uses a typewriter. I asked, 'Is that your dad or your daddy?' She said, 'He uses a typewriter and gives me money every week. That's my daddy.'