dad-me-down
A gift from your dad that’s so bad you might cry. It’s like getting a punch in the face from someone who doesn’t know how to punch.
My dad gave me his old pants. They had a hole in the knee and looked like they were from the 70s.
He gave me his old shirt. It had coffee stains and looked like he wore it every day.
My dad gave me his old gloves. They were so old they looked like they were about to disintegrate.