dad-me-down

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A piece of crap you get from your dad because he’s too cheap to buy you a new one and too lazy to throw the old one away.

My dad gave me his old jeans. They smell like he eats pizza for breakfast.

He handed me his broken watch. It’s been broken since the 80s and still doesn’t work.

My dad gave me his old hoodie. It has holes and looks like he slept in it.

Something your dad gives you that’s so old and used it might fall apart if you look at it wrong.

My dad gave me his old shoes. They have socks on the inside and still smell like his feet.

He passed down his old hat. It’s got a hole in the middle and looks like it’s been through a war.

My dad gave me his old socks. They were so old they were falling apart in my hands.

A gift from your dad that’s so bad you might cry. It’s like getting a punch in the face from someone who doesn’t know how to punch.

My dad gave me his old pants. They had a hole in the knee and looked like they were from the 70s.

He gave me his old shirt. It had coffee stains and looked like he wore it every day.

My dad gave me his old gloves. They were so old they looked like they were about to disintegrate.

A hand-me-down from your dad that’s so bad it might be a curse. You wear it and feel like you’re doomed.

My dad gave me his old hat. It had a hole in it and smelled like he used it as a napkin.

He passed down his old scarf. It was so old it looked like it was made of dirt.

My dad gave me his old jacket. It had holes and looked like he wore it to a funeral.

A piece of junk your dad gives you because he’s too cheap to buy you a new one and too stubborn to throw the old one away.

My dad gave me his old shoes. They were so old they looked like they were about to fall apart.

He gave me his old shirt. It had food stains and looked like it had been through a fire.

My dad gave me his old hat. It had a hole in it and smelled like he had a bad cold.

A gift from your dad that’s so bad you wish you had a time machine to go back and say no.

My dad gave me his old pants. They had a hole in the knee and looked like they were from the Stone Age.

He gave me his old shirt. It had coffee stains and looked like it had been washed in dirt.

My dad gave me his old jacket. It had holes and smelled like he had a bad week.