Dad-Hard
When you think having 10 IPAs in one night is a badge of honor, and you’re too proud to admit you’re gonna puke.
I had 10 IPAs and still texted my mom about it. She said I was a disgrace.
He passed out on the couch, but still managed to text his dad: 'I’m not done yet.'
She drank so much she called her dad ‘Sir’ and he said, 'You’re gonna regret that.'