Dad Ham
Dad Ham is when you used to be a total beast but now you’re just a dad who can only be a little bit beastly sometimes. It’s like you forgot how to be cool but still try.
"I used to lift 300 lbs. Now I lift my coffee.", Dad at the gym
"I tried to dance at the party and fell over.", Dad at the wedding
"I tried to yell at the kid and just said 'hello.'", Dad in the school parking lot