Dad Ham

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Dad Ham is when you used to be a total beast but now you’re just a dad who can only be a little bit beastly sometimes. It’s like you forgot how to be cool but still try.
"I used to lift 300 lbs. Now I lift my coffee.", Dad at the gym
"I tried to dance at the party and fell over.", Dad at the wedding
"I tried to yell at the kid and just said 'hello.'", Dad in the school parking lot
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Dad Ham is when a dad who used to be a legend now just kinda messes up his legendary moments because he’s a dad and that’s what dads do.
"I tried to do a pull-up and it was just a half-pull.", Dad on the playground
"I tried to be cool and just said 'yo' instead of 'yo, what's up?'", Dad at the mall
"I tried to make a fire and it was just a match.", Dad at the campsite
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Dad Ham is when a dad who used to be fire now just turns up like he’s trying to remember how to be fire and it doesn’t go well.
"I tried to be loud and just said 'hello' again.", Dad at the dinner table
"I tried to be funny and just said 'I’m hungry.'", Dad at the movie theater
"I tried to be a hero and just tripped over the dog.", Dad at the park
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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