Dad Ham - Dad Ham is when a dad who used to be fire now just turns up

Dad Ham is when a dad who used to be fire now just turns up like he’s trying to remember how to be fire and it doesn’t go well.

"I tried to be loud and just said 'hello' again.", Dad at the dinner table

"I tried to be funny and just said 'I’m hungry.'", Dad at the movie theater

"I tried to be a hero and just tripped over the dog.", Dad at the park