dad dick - That old, tired, used-up cock that only works because it's b

That old, tired, used-up cock that only works because it's been stretched out by years of cheating and bad decisions.

My dad came home with a hangover and a dad dick so big it blocked the TV signal.

That old man at the bar had a dad dick that could probably knock out a goat.

I gave my sister a dad dick for her birthday, and now she's crying in the hallway.