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That old, tired, used-up cock that only works because it's been stretched out by years of cheating and bad decisions.

My dad came home with a hangover and a dad dick so big it blocked the TV signal.

That old man at the bar had a dad dick that could probably knock out a goat.

I gave my sister a dad dick for her birthday, and now she's crying in the hallway.

That tiny little weenie that looks like it belongs on a rat, but somehow still manages to be the most annoying thing ever.

My dad's dick is so small, it fits in a sock and still doesn't make sense.

He tried to show off his dad dick at the pool, and it looked like a shrimp got stuck in a jar.

I told my friend his dad had a dad dick, and now he's mad and won't talk to me.

Getting completely and totally crushed by some old guy who thinks he's still in his prime.

That old man at the gym dad dicked me so hard, I almost cried.

My dad dicked my cousin in front of everyone, and now he's the class clown.

I got dad dicked by my uncle, and now I have a bruise the size of a pizza.

That one time you saw your dad's pecker when you were like six, and it was so big it scared you for life.

I saw my dad's dick when I was six, and now I still have nightmares.

My little brother walked in on my dad and screamed like he was being chased by a bear.

That time I saw my dad's dad dick, I ran out of the house and didn't come back for a week.

When some old man takes over your job and yells at you like you're a kid.

My dad walked in and dad dicked my boss, and now I have to work double shifts.

That old guy at work dad dicked me and now I have to do all the overtime.

My dad dicked my teacher, and now I get extra homework.

When someone beats you up so bad, you're not even sure if you're still alive.

My dad dad dicked me so hard, I passed out and woke up in the hallway.

He dad dicked me and now I have a black eye the size of a tennis ball.

I got dad dicked so bad, I think I broke my nose.

When your team gets completely destroyed by some other team, and it looks like they're laughing at you.

The Eagles got dad dicked by the Browns and now they're all crying in the locker room.

That game was so bad, it looked like the Browns were dad dicking the Eagles.

The Eagles got dad dicked so hard, they're now the laughing stock of the league.