dad crack
Dad crack is when a dad or some old man tries to be funny but it’s just stupid and makes everyone cringe. Sometimes a bunch of old guys laugh at it and make a kid feel like a total idiot.
'I once had a pet llama!' said my dad at the dinner table. No one believed him. Even the dog rolled its eyes.
My uncle tried to make a joke about the moon landing. It was like he was trying to explain calculus to a toddler.
At the family reunion, my grandpa said, 'I used to date a cow.' No one laughed. Even the cow was confused.