dad crack

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Dad crack is when a dad or some old man tries to be funny but it’s just stupid and makes everyone cringe. Sometimes a bunch of old guys laugh at it and make a kid feel like a total idiot.

'I once had a pet llama!' said my dad at the dinner table. No one believed him. Even the dog rolled its eyes.

My uncle tried to make a joke about the moon landing. It was like he was trying to explain calculus to a toddler.

At the family reunion, my grandpa said, 'I used to date a cow.' No one laughed. Even the cow was confused.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Dad crack is when someone is so dad-like that you feel like you’re on crack from the sheer amount of dad stuff they do.

My dad said, 'I once rode a bicycle across the Sahara Desert.' I asked, 'Was it a hot bike?' He said, 'No, it was a camel bike.'

My mom’s friend is a dad crack. He told me he once built a time machine out of duct tape and a microwave. I said, 'Did it work?' He said, 'It worked for 10 minutes.'

My uncle is a dad crack. He said he once trained a parrot to do algebra. I asked, 'Did it pass?' He said, 'It got a B. It had a bad day.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago