dad coat
A coat that’s so old it’s like it was made by a grandma who hated fashion. It’s got all the random stuff dads keep, like a sock, a pencil, and a dead spider. You can wear it like a blanket when you're grounded.
I wore his coat to school because it was warmer than my pants and smelled like a sock that had been in a sock drawer for 10 years.
He put his keys, a sandwich, and a dead ant in his coat pocket. I don’t know what he’s planning.
He wore it to the beach and now I know why he doesn’t tan.