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A smelly oversized coat that reeks of old man stink. It's got so many pockets it feels like a trash can. It's so long you could use it to hide from your mom when you're caught eating cereal at 2 AM.
My dad’s coat is so bad I could smell it from the other side of the street.
I wore his coat to bed because it was warmer than my blanket and smelled like a dead raccoon.
He threw his keys in the pocket and now it’s like a treasure hunt every time he wears it.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A coat that looks like it was stolen from a landfill. It's got all the junk a dad would keep, like old gum, a broken watch, and a napkin with ketchup on it. It's like wearing a trash bag that smells like regret.
I found a used tampon in my dad's coat pocket and now I'll never sleep again.
He uses his coat like a backpack for his junk. It’s like he's a thief who stole his own life.
He wore it to the grocery store and the cashier asked if he was dressed for a zombie apocalypse.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A coat that’s so old it’s like it was made by a grandma who hated fashion. It’s got all the random stuff dads keep, like a sock, a pencil, and a dead spider. You can wear it like a blanket when you're grounded.
I wore his coat to school because it was warmer than my pants and smelled like a sock that had been in a sock drawer for 10 years.
He put his keys, a sandwich, and a dead ant in his coat pocket. I don’t know what he’s planning.
He wore it to the beach and now I know why he doesn’t tan.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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