dad coat
A coat that looks like it was stolen from a landfill. It's got all the junk a dad would keep, like old gum, a broken watch, and a napkin with ketchup on it. It's like wearing a trash bag that smells like regret.
I found a used tampon in my dad's coat pocket and now I'll never sleep again.
He uses his coat like a backpack for his junk. It’s like he's a thief who stole his own life.
He wore it to the grocery store and the cashier asked if he was dressed for a zombie apocalypse.