dad-body
Arms like tree trunks, legs like noodles, and a gut that could hold a small lake. This body is the result of drinking beer like it’s water and never moving.
He’s got a dad-body so big, it’s like it’s got its own gravity.
That gut is so huge, I swear it’s got its own ZIP code.
He looks like he’s been drinking since the 80s and stopped moving since the 70s.