dad-body

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A body like a man who sits all day and eats like a horse. Has a gut like a keg and a face that looks like it's been through a war. His body is as boring as his life and his pants are always falling down.
My dad-body is so bad, I can’t even button my pants without crying.
He looks like he’s been sitting on a keg for 20 years.
His dad-body is so bad, I think it’s gonna die first.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Arms like tree trunks, legs like noodles, and a gut that could hold a small lake. This body is the result of drinking beer like it’s water and never moving.
He’s got a dad-body so big, it’s like it’s got its own gravity.
That gut is so huge, I swear it’s got its own ZIP code.
He looks like he’s been drinking since the 80s and stopped moving since the 70s.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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