dad-body
A body like a man who sits all day and eats like a horse. Has a gut like a keg and a face that looks like it's been through a war. His body is as boring as his life and his pants are always falling down.
My dad-body is so bad, I can’t even button my pants without crying.
He looks like he’s been sitting on a keg for 20 years.
His dad-body is so bad, I think it’s gonna die first.