dad bf
a sweaty, smelly, middle-aged man who thinks he’s cool because he has a Discord mod role and can’t stop talking about how he used to be a rockstar in high school.
'I used to have 100 followers. Now I have 2. You’re both embarrassing me.'
'I had a beard before you even knew what a beard was.'
'If you don’t stop being annoying, I’m gonna kick you out of the server.'
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