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a guy who acts like your dad but also tries to flirt with you while eating a whole pizza by himself and telling you how bad your life choices are.
'You failed your math test again? I’m not surprised. I’d be worried if you passed.'
'I’m not your dad. I’m your dad bf. There’s a difference.'
'If you don’t clean your room, I’m gonna take you to the mall and buy you a new one.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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a sweaty, smelly, middle-aged man who thinks he’s cool because he has a Discord mod role and can’t stop talking about how he used to be a rockstar in high school.
'I used to have 100 followers. Now I have 2. You’re both embarrassing me.'
'I had a beard before you even knew what a beard was.'
'If you don’t stop being annoying, I’m gonna kick you out of the server.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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