dad beer
The beer that tastes like your dad's breath after he drinks 12 beers and forgets to brush his teeth. It’s what you drink when you’re too broke to buy the good stuff and your mom is yelling at you for eating the last slice of pizza.
"I’m not broke, I’m just dad beer rich."
My dad drank so much dad beer he passed out in the lawn chair.
I’m 22 and I still live with my parents because I can’t afford anything but dad beer.
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