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The beer that tastes like your dad's breath after he drinks 12 beers and forgets to brush his teeth. It’s what you drink when you’re too broke to buy the good stuff and your mom is yelling at you for eating the last slice of pizza.
"I’m not broke, I’m just dad beer rich."
My dad drank so much dad beer he passed out in the lawn chair.
I’m 22 and I still live with my parents because I can’t afford anything but dad beer.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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The beer your dad drinks every day and it tastes like regret. It’s the same beer your dad buys every week and it’s the only thing keeping him from crying in the grocery store.
My dad drinks dad beer like it’s his job.
Dad beer is the only thing that keeps my dad from crying in the grocery store.
I drank dad beer for the first time and I instantly understood my dad.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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The beer your dad drinks while yelling at the TV. It’s what you drink when your dad is too fat to move and your mom is too drunk to care.
My dad drinks dad beer while yelling at the TV like it owes him money.
Dad beer is the only thing that keeps my dad from falling off the couch.
I drank dad beer and now I understand why my dad is always mad.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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The beer your dad drinks instead of wine. It’s what you drink when your dad is too lazy to go to the store and your mom is too drunk to help.
My dad drinks dad beer instead of wine like it’s a lifestyle choice.
Dad beer is the only thing my dad drinks because he’s too lazy to go to the store.
I drank dad beer and now I know why my dad is always lazy.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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