Dad: 'Why did the chicken cross the road?' Me: 'To get to the dad-a-base.'

Mom: 'Why is there a tape of you and my brother in the basement?' Dad: 'That's not a tape. That's a dad-a-base.'

Dad: 'I have a dad-a-base. It's got everything.' Me: 'Everything? Even the time you tried to make a sandwich with your pants?'