dad-a-base

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The place your dad stores all his bad jokes and the videos of him trying to seduce your mom.

Dad: 'Why did the chicken cross the road?' Me: 'To get to the dad-a-base.'

Mom: 'Why is there a tape of you and my brother in the basement?' Dad: 'That's not a tape. That's a dad-a-base.'

Dad: 'I have a dad-a-base. It's got everything.' Me: 'Everything? Even the time you tried to make a sandwich with your pants?'

A secret room in your house where your dad hides his old jokes and his secrets from your mom.

Dad: 'I didn't cheat on your mom. I just went to the dad-a-base.'

Mom: 'Why is there a lock on the basement door?' Dad: 'That's the dad-a-base. Don't touch it.'

Me: 'What's in the dad-a-base?' Dad: 'Your childhood.'

A weird storage spot where your dad keeps his dumb jokes and the videos of him being a total idiot.

Dad: 'I'm going to the dad-a-base. I need to hide from your mom.'

Me: 'Why is there a VHS player in the dad-a-base?' Dad: 'Because I need to play my worst jokes.'

Mom: 'I found the dad-a-base. Why is there a picture of me and your brother in there?' Dad: 'It's a dad-a-base. What did you expect?'