Dad: 'I'm going to the dad-a-base. I need to hide from your mom.'

Me: 'Why is there a VHS player in the dad-a-base?' Dad: 'Because I need to play my worst jokes.'

Mom: 'I found the dad-a-base. Why is there a picture of me and your brother in there?' Dad: 'It's a dad-a-base. What did you expect?'