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A fake doctor in a commercial. They’re just there to sell you a pill. They don’t know what they’re talking about.
That ad says the doctor is a real doctor. He’s not. He took one pill and said it’s the best. It wasn’t.
The guy in the ad says he’s a doctor. He told me to take 10 pills a day. I only took one, and I died.
That ad doctor said I’m going to live forever. I didn’t. I’m dead, and I’m mad.