dactor

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A doctor who also acts. Or an actor who fakes being a doctor. Either way, they probably don’t know what they’re doing.

My doctor’s also in a movie. He told me he’s a doctor. I didn’t ask if he knew how to fix a broken bone.

That guy on TV says he’s a doctor. He once told me I had 12 broken bones. I only had one.

My doctor just started acting. He told me he’s doing it for the money. I said, 'You’re doing it for the money, but I’m doing it for the pain.'

A fake doctor in a commercial. They’re just there to sell you a pill. They don’t know what they’re talking about.

That ad says the doctor is a real doctor. He’s not. He took one pill and said it’s the best. It wasn’t.

The guy in the ad says he’s a doctor. He told me to take 10 pills a day. I only took one, and I died.

That ad doctor said I’m going to live forever. I didn’t. I’m dead, and I’m mad.

A drug boss in South Africa. They’re so high they think they’re a doctor. They probably aren’t.

My friend’s a dactor. He says he’s a doctor. He just takes pills and talks nonsense.

The dactor at the university is so high he thinks he’s a doctor. He told me I had 50 broken bones. I had two.

My dactor friend told me he’s a doctor. He said he can fix your brain. I said, 'Fix it, then.'

A fake person in a movie. They’re just computer pictures. They don’t really exist.

That movie has a dactor. He’s just a computer picture. He said he’s a doctor. He probably isn’t.

The dactor in the movie is just a computer. He told me he’s a doctor. He’s lying.

That dactor is just a picture. He said he’s a doctor. I said, 'You’re a picture. I’m a real doctor.'