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A doctor who also acts. Or an actor who fakes being a doctor. Either way, they probably don’t know what they’re doing.
My doctor’s also in a movie. He told me he’s a doctor. I didn’t ask if he knew how to fix a broken bone.
That guy on TV says he’s a doctor. He once told me I had 12 broken bones. I only had one.
My doctor just started acting. He told me he’s doing it for the money. I said, 'You’re doing it for the money, but I’m doing it for the pain.'