Dacon
When you take a dog’s bacon instead of a pig’s because the dog was nice and the pig was a jerk. Also, it smells like regret.
I ate dacon for breakfast. Now I feel like I wronged a dog. And I can’t un-ate it.
My dacon was so good, I cried. I cried bacon tears.
That dacon was so bad, I had to go to the dog shelter and apologize.