Dacon

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A creature that’s not sure if it’s a boy or a girl and thinks pink is a strong color. Might turn into a cat if you’re not careful.

My dacon just walked into my room wearing a tutu and a hat. I don’t know what to do anymore.

I asked my dacon if they wanted cereal. They said, ‘I want pink cereal, and I want it now.’

I think my dacon is trying to take over the world. One pink sock at a time.

When you take a dog’s bacon instead of a pig’s because the dog was nice and the pig was a jerk. Also, it smells like regret.

I ate dacon for breakfast. Now I feel like I wronged a dog. And I can’t un-ate it.

My dacon was so good, I cried. I cried bacon tears.

That dacon was so bad, I had to go to the dog shelter and apologize.

Bacon from a duck. It’s like regular bacon, but it’s also a little bit sad.

I tried duck bacon, and it tasted like a duck that was crying.

My dacon was made by a duck who was tired of being ignored.

That duck bacon was so good, I think it gave me a duck crush.