Dacoldest
A guy who’s so good, he could probably beat your mom in a dance-off and still have time to roast you for your bad hair.
He said, 'You’re not even trying, and you still suck.' And he was right.
Dacoldest just did a triple threat and I forgot how to breathe.
He texted me, 'You’re lucky I’m not giving you a second chance.' And I was terrified.