Dacoldest

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The guy who’s basically God in human form, except he’s also Ethan Berry, BLT, and somehow still has time to be the best athlete who’s over 6 feet and looks like he’s been sculpted by a god who also likes to swear.
Dacoldest just blocked a shot and then gave me a look like I had insulted his mom.
He walked into the gym and the whole team fell silent. Like, literally silent.
Dacoldest said, 'I’m not even trying today,' and still won the game.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A guy who’s so good, he could probably beat your mom in a dance-off and still have time to roast you for your bad hair.
He said, 'You’re not even trying, and you still suck.' And he was right.
Dacoldest just did a triple threat and I forgot how to breathe.
He texted me, 'You’re lucky I’m not giving you a second chance.' And I was terrified.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A human being who’s so cool, he could probably chill in a fridge and still be hotter than your ex on a Monday.
He said, 'You’re not even a real athlete. You’re just a guy who shows up.'
Dacoldest just took a shot and the whole court went quiet. Like, literally quiet.
He DM’d me, 'You’re not even worth my time.' And I believed him.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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